We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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