You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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