I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
