I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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