So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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