Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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