Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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