I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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