we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The beer is more important than you right now.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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