Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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