I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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