Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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