I want to stick my p in your. b.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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