We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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