So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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