Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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