Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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