Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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