Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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