So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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