I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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