yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
