So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Buhtt sex?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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