Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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