you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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