actually, I'm a sock model
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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