Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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