Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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