covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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