my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You are a genius and a whore.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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