On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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