she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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