then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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