I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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