a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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