There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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