Sponge bath it is.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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