Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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