Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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