Sry I called you an 8
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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