New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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