All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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