Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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