I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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