buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You brought string cheese to the strip club
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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