Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i wish my penis had a tongue
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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