i just had sex bonerless
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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