quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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