big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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