your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
